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It should not take a head injury

*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*

to figure this out...









A Satirical Blog

*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*

By:  Susan MeeLing

After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math.  Here is how logic works for someone like me::

~  It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.

~  It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.

~  After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.

~  When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.

~  After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.

~  When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.

~  After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.

~  Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.

~  It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.

~  Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.



When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.


If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.


You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have. 


Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.


Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.

A few quick notations about my idea for The Underwater Travel System

Since the amount of study time as well as what would be considered as laboratory time for the individual SCUBA Dives for my education, one could joke how I have earned at minimum a PhD as the inclusion of a PhD is producing a few journals for professionals to be able to review and assess the validity of each finding. One could also joke because of each book series I wrote, each could almost be considered at the similar levels of; depending which works of mine one is reviewing. Since I have written the "Finding" series "The Curious Children's Series", the book "Fail-Safe the Kennedy curse fused with Science Fiction", the "Paroxysm of the Lotus" series, "The Modern Day Book" to go along with the Finding series", and the "SCUBA Diving Adventure" series; does that in total equal around as I type jokingly, I have the equivalent of 5 PhDs?

Several years ago I posted pictures I drew up of my idea for The Underwater Travel System because I saw how it can be done as well as how to make the various portions happen, as well as how to accomplish each aspect thereof while keeping the individuals safe through their training processes all the way through to the final production phases; after the different phases of separate aspects of the various levels of testing. My personal setback issue had been in reference to the patenting with the scale model aspects of designing the various points necessary without giving information which was not allowed to be known through specific non-governmental agencies as there are portions of without such implementations of certain bits of information which treaties can only go so far if in a half-a**ed way; whereas the need for full cooperation would be a mandatory aspects to prevent further problems in other aspects of society, for the overall safety. While the explanation I was barely able to explain to the lawyer I spoke with after he told me he never went SCUBA Diving before, I knew there was not a way for the various points of to give enough information for that to be understood to him at the time. While admittedly making a scale model would be the more technical problem for me as I attempted to build a model airplane from balsa wood and though I was able to get the majority of the airplane put together, the wings looked like a peace sign instead of at the angle during take-off. With the knowledge of the wing movement during take-off and flight occurring when flying in an airplane, the portions of which happened for the scale model I knew I could only draw and the rest through explanations.

Though I wrote up the books “Adventures of Susan MeeLing, SCUBA Diver Extraordinaire By: Reverend Susan MeeLing” of the 3 part series,

the aspects of the pictures of the drawings I made are only a small portion of the overall equations; as I guesstimate those who create new products understand far better than I can write; and comprehend the frustrations in the various aspects of. For others to be able to understand the fullest forms of I am sure there are plenty of people in this era who can discuss the aspects of each portion of creating a brand new design, but in reference to the intricacies of the various phases as they most likely would never give the full details without the specific guarantees of what was and in this regard; is needed and absolutely mandatorily necessary. Though I attempted to explain to a patent lawyer I did try to give him understanding though because when he and I spoke, the background needed for that understanding had not been available at the time.

As it is known I am the only one who landed at the bottom of the ocean after a safe descent and surfaced safely during the ascent from three separate locations of over a minimum of 105 Atmospheric Measurements in the ocean in the area of

Cozumel Mexico, Boca Raton Florida, as well as the Bermuda Triangle in the area of the Atlantic Ocean near the area of the USS/USNS #Vandenberg all in the year of 2009 to some as I posted those pictures all those years ago, and recently wrote some information with minimal details for the average person without SCUBA Diving experience to be able to understand; the portions of which I had attempted to explain multiple times over to a variety of people seemed either not as important or they refused to believe such is possible, at the time.

Admittedly at those times when I tried to discuss something other than what was happening at the time in reference to my children and I, there were ‘people’ around who I knew were unable to ever have the slightest knowledge of the overall aspects and thus because of everything I was dealing with and how easy I can be distracted; no one ever was able to talk with me about the details of from August 2009 through to only recently-ish in early 2019. Since I have not had anyone to actually discuss such aspects within a face to face talk with the exception of a handful of times but not enough in which the overall could be spoken of; I chose to take what I knew was and is allowed to be known, and put the writings together. Though there are portions which until I am under contract with the patenting contractor guarantees and the like, other portions will not be written of nor discussed because of a multitude of reasons. I would prefer those aspects to be in full taken care of, however I am in the waiting phase at this point I suppose are the words.

As it is also known I am the only one with the #SCUBADiving training of the levels I have gone through in the way I learned and thus, I do know what is and is not possible in reference to my idea for the entirety of. I know I am the only one who went through the training as I had in the manner which I had, and those who know SCUBA Diving training aspects understand the speed of which the training I went through as well as the combinations of dive times and depths before going into the ocean for my SCUBA Dives; very much understand and comprehend what should have occurred to my physical body, my mental aspects, my emotional capabilities, as well as even certain sexual functions and spiritual tendencies as if others attempted before probably had certain after effects which I never have gone through thankfully.

However since none of the negative aspects of the SCUBA Diving had occurred and since I survived the training as well as the landing at the bottom of the ocean where I had with others when in #Cozumel and with one other in #BocaRaton but by myself when at The USS/USNS #Vandenberg area of which one could view as a pyramid being metaphorically built with how the numbers went; and the preparations thereof as well as I am the only one who will be able to be with the ones to lay the framework down as well as get specifics from the bottom of the ocean floor, with only myself taking care of myself as well as my children and those I care of and for.

Throughout the experiences of the hypothetical animals as they are called from the ocean though I simply call them my Mer-People or for short My #Peeps as they are varied in their own ways as well as the actual animals throughout the oceanic waters of the ocean, I know how they are and how they will react if others were to attempt without my permission to go forward with such a project if I am not physically there, in person. If hypothetically certain individuals chose to attempt such and/or attempted to tell others they would be able to get information, the information is useless if the Mer-People will not allow such to go forward; correct?

Doing as animals do along with the Mer-People so it is known and fully understood, My Peeps or My Mer-People are not animals; though they do debate among themselves from what they have watched humanity do over the course of the various centuries and millennias of how they could be labeled as animals by certain types of humans. I guesstimate there are plenty of humans who have thought the same exact thing in reference to wondering how certain humans could ever call anyone else an animal, in reference of how they treat other people. Any human being who knows anything about folklore understands if there is a want and/or need to work with the Fey or the Mer-People there are specific measures which are not the same as in reference to animals in the wild and though some can be considered as similar; it is not the exact same hence, the word similar and not same. Whereas animals can be trained, the #Fey and the #MerPeople of which are the metaphorical Fey of the ocean compared to on land for the term of Fey; cannot be trained for what any human would claim is a reason, as their laws are far different than those of #humanity.

Those who are educated with such energies know the Fey/Mer-People can be friended, but they will not do at a whim what is requested without knowing of purest of intentions, after how they have been treated for the time of earth’s existence; as they have gone deeper into the depths of the ocean because of what they endured, to keep themselves safe. There had been a long amount of time which the two worlds worked together hand in hand but when they started comprehending the greed of more on land than in the ocean, they went as far as they could to protect their survival as well as respecting humanity’s choices as they went through time. They knew there would be a day when one would find them and when that day occurred they knew what needed to be done to get humanity’s attention while doing what was necessary to keep those who would understand safe as possible until the moment all knew, and on that day the line was drawn.

Some could joke that day was the first time I went swimming in the ocean and others could joke that day had been when in #Cozumel while others could joke that day had been in #BocaRaton, yet there is no denial of the day finally arriving in full on the day of The USS/USNS #Vandenberg despite some thinking to be a joke; though some might want to try to deny such, the reality is the reality. Thus with the aspects of the books I have written in references of my #SCUBA Diving book series along with several other books in combination, those who would have attempted to create such without my direct involvement I guesstimate have learned of certain issues while others who comprehended and knew that was not a toy to play games with; awaited the day of realization while allowing those who thought it was a game when it never was a game ever, to falter to their own demise by their own hands and choices. Though I understand certain aspects of the legalities in reference to my Medal of Honor Art Project and that which is involved with The Modern Day Book By: Reverend Susan MeeLing have certain points which need repair and fixing; the time for the idea I created for The Underwater Travel System is getting closer to be able to begin and in my opinion, the sooner the better.


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It should not take a head injury to figure this out, because you are smarter.

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