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It should not take a head injury

*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*

to figure this out...









A Satirical Blog

*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*

By:  Susan MeeLing

After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math.  Here is how logic works for someone like me::

~  It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.

~  It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.

~  After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.

~  When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.

~  After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.

~  When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.

~  After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.

~  Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.

~  It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.

~  Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.



When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.


If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.


You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have. 


Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.


Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.

My idea for The Underwater Travel System

Several years ago I had drew up and designed my idea for an #UnderwaterTravelTystem (#UTS) AKA #TheOctopus (#TO) or AKA #TheSeaDragon (#TSD) which I contacted a legal company called #LegalZoom to attempt to patent the idea for the ability to move forward with such, and later after attempting to explain to the lawyer about the aspects of I realized he did not understand the explanation I was giving him and/or he could not wrap his thoughts around the idea for such to occur. I posted pictures of the paperwork I drew up on an old #facebook account without my signatures on the paperwork though since adding a few aspects to the initial drawings I did put my signature onto the paperwork of which you will be able to see in this particular post in conjunction with the original drawings, which do not have my signature though are the same just the additional point. I also created one of those meme pictures about the second a female is happy and excited and at the same time upset, in reference of the female menses portion though it was what it was in reference to my humor.

I did not know how to reach out to bring such into a more known aspect of for my design as I had contacted the #SharkTank company and was told the lack of interest for my design though I cannot find the email I had received back then now, as well as a few others at the time. Since I did not and do not know of what aspects are required nor of who to contact further for such, I simply continued working on my Medal of Honor Art Project while writing up a few other books while doing the best I could to be a good mom to my son and my daughter; despite not always being able to be involved as much as I preferred because of the situations at the time.

However I had created the design of The #UnderwaterTravelSystem for the ability for those similar to my daughter in reference of not necessarily being able to be a part of #SCUBA Diving for whatever reasons, though being able to go to be immersed within the waters of the ocean to see and learn about different aspects of while also looking to create jobs for those similar to my son in ability to be able to SCUBA Dive. I thought there might be some individuals who similar to the reasons why motorcycles were initially developed and enjoyed by those who had been involved with the United States of America's Armed Forces during the time between World War I and World War II which needed a different way to feel alive as some experiences had left a certain portion of themselves feeling bored with the daily life; as odd as that might come across, though taking into consideration the after effects from what occurred after the events of 11 September 2001. Though I knew and know there are those who could not necessary SCUBA Dive because of injuries, I thought there might be some who might miss being in areas surrounded by oceanic waters. However in such also having the ability for their own involvement in reference to employment opportunities while those who have the ability to still SCUBA Dive though having certain experiences during the times of, being able to feel the rush that motorcycles may no longer give the same feeling of. However at the same time an employment opportunity which assists such to be in an environment which they enjoy and feel comfortable in that gives a similar work experience which nothing is the exact same each day, nor each moment.

There is a saying which those who have jobs and/or who have traveled among the waters understand to be true which also assists in reference to the vacations sort of aspect of: "You can never step into the same ocean twice, and see the same things each time."

I guesstimate there are SCUBA Divers of a variety who have gone to the same location and could give such a statement of fact, whether in the ocean or in a lake or a quarry. I know from my own personal experiences of completing more than 73 SCUBA Dives in the same hot springs, rivers, quarries, and lakes; I did not have the same exact experience in each of the locations I went to multiple times over, well before SCUBA Diving in the ocean. In such I believe there are many who would be able to both enjoy the vacation aspects of, though would also enjoy the employment opportunities as the work would expand the situational awareness of in a way which is comfortable for those who have a magnitude of experiences.

I thought since there is more known about the space aspect in comparison to the oceanic aspect, possibly there would be some who would prefer to learn more about the oceanic creatures before getting to meet those in the outer aspects of space for a preparation of physical aspect of in certain references as well as the ability to communicate easier with such in comparison to that which is more normal within the land experiences.

I knew when initially thinking of the design that I would need to be able to explain better to those who might not necessarily be able to understand the words used for such whether having to do with the lack of SCUBA Diving and/or oceanic experiences, though I learned that when applying to Marine and Science Technology School AKA #MAST in the third interview when I used the word "fishies" in my description of a fish I saw when swimming around as a child during camp when going past the buoys which was in 2002 labeled as the Angler fish. However I did not learn of the finding of that fish until 2019 was in 2002, though there was a male I once knew who joked with me about how I thought that fish was such a cute little fish and he told me "That is a fish, only a mom could love the face of".


Thus the pictures below are of what I designed and the post of can give an initial view of such, which if there are organizations within the United States of America and/or approved companies with which work with who would like to discuss further please do contact me about such for the development processes of; as well as news organizations who may want to discuss certain portions of along with environmental agencies, for the various aspects to the betterment of a healthier ocean which means a heathier atmosphere as well as cleaner aspects throughout as I guesstimate it is known and understood the oceanic affects to the weather as well as the land as the water flows through various caverns and springs among other water sources. I know there are a few locations beyond just the location of the USS Arizona which need to be tended to and repaired, though the short term versus the long term of the overall sort of review of multiple aspects can be looked into for the various repairs needed can be taken care of much quicker than some might believe initially in reference to those particular aspects of which some might think is more difficult though not as difficult in comparison to only putting a proverbial band-aid on instead of healing the proverbial wound; thus a betterment overall.

The ultimate measure of an individual is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at the time of challenge and controversy.

We must reject the idea that everytime a law is broken society is guity, rather than the law breaker. 

Freedom is never-more than one generation away, from exinction.  We do not pass freedom on through our blood stream because freedom must be fought for, protected, and handed on for the next generation to do the same.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

It should not take a head injury to figure this out, because you are smarter.

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