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It should not take a head injury

*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*

to figure this out...









A Satirical Blog

*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*

By:  Susan MeeLing

After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math.  Here is how logic works for someone like me::

~  It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.

~  It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.

~  After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.

~  When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.

~  After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.

~  When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.

~  After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.

~  Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.

~  It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.

~  Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.



When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.


If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.


You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have. 


Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.


Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.

In reference to the ocean, SCUBA Diving, and shock therapy

I know it is known of the fact of the matter I am the only one who has #SCUBA Dove to the depth levels of which I admit I did not ever think about the #GuinnessBookofWorldRecords for such, until more recently. Admittedly I had contacted the Guinness Book of World Records about the number of books I wrote, the different subject matter I wrote of, as well as my #MedalofHonorArtProject; though had not thought about the depth levels I had SCUBA Dove to until more recently in 2020, for such sorts of records. I did not do any of my training in SCUBA Diving for the aspects of breaking into the Guinness Book of World Records records, I did not write my books to break into the Guinness Book of World Records, I did not look into counting the number of words for the combined total of what I wrote to break into the Guinness Book of World Records; nor had I gone where I went for SCUBA Diving to pee at the bottom of the ocean in each location, to do such in reference to breaking into the Guinness Book of World Records. I simply had done so, for my purposes.

Susan MeeLing, SCUBA Diver Extraordinaire, Lady Dori Belle

SCUBA Diving had been for my own training, safety, safe decents and safe ascents for each SCUBA Dive; thus the SCUBA Diving certifications I earned were not for anything except, for the safety of each SCUBA Dive I had done. I did not think about any records being broken in reference to not only the aspects of the Guinness Book of World Records, though also possibly through the PADI SCUBA Diving training at the time of. That was not my concern nor thought process, not because I did not care about the other SCUBA Divers I was SCUBA Diving with when doing so or the other SCUBA Divers who did such; simply because I had gotten my training done as I had because of caring about my son and my daughter, as well as the other SCUBA Divers I could go SCUBA Diving with or was going SCUBA Diving with. I only wanted to have safe SCUBA Dives each and every time, no matter where I went, and no matter what I did. I wanted to surface safely each and every time and ensure not only that I had fun and enjoyed myself, though also the other SCUBA Divers had fun while enjoying themselves while each stayed safe as possible.

At this point though, I know what it is I must and need to do.

Maybe some could say I was selfish for writing the books I had written and publishing such to become an author on the World's Best Seller List for the ability to use what profits I earned from such to be able to pay for myself to be able to get back into SCUBA Diving so I could do what I was feeling needed to be done, as at those times; who would have believed me when speaking about such? Few had believed me in reference to what occurred in reference to my daughter and in turn my son after what occurred at #McCoyElementarySchool in #CFBISD and the #FortWorthZoo field trip, also few believed me in reference of SCUBA Diving when I had gone to the #Vandenberg even with the pictures I took of proof of such. Fewer had believed me in reference to the after effects of my Psalm Sunday 2000 head injury and tested me without medical degrees or licenses, though also just as few believed me in reference to how I grew up as a child and the treatment I received; while few also ever believed in reference to the aspects of my biological sister and biological parents, and how the wedding occurred let alone the aspects of the rest of my life involving them.

Some learned and some saw, though during the times of when pertinent; there were few who knew and understood to the levels of, I suppose pun intended in reference of #SCUBADiving.

Before I continue, I had a few websites to list for the reference points of certain aspects for you to complete your own research for understanding and comprehension in which ways possible.

NOAA article

NOAA 2nd Article

Britannica Article

Coral Reef Alliance Article

Reefsilience Article

USGS Article

CoastalWiki Article

Reef Revive Article

Reef Restoration Foundation Article

Marine Science Bio Article

As you can read and learn for yourselves in reference to the aspects of the importance of coral reefs as well as the ocean marine biology itself, the pertinence for many aspects are highlighted in such articles both literally and figuratively above. Corny satire, I can jest. Nonetheless the aspects which may not have been taken into as much consideration in reference to coral reefs is of what I am going to write about in my journal blog entry in conjunction with the aspects of portions thereafter for certain other points.

Those who understand the aspects of building construction understand the pertinence for not only a strong foundation, though also strength within the framing of the architecture for the building. In reference to vehicles the importance of the framing and the strut alignments for the aspects for the vehicle to run smoothly and feel minimal bumps is of extreme importance, just as the strength of the material utilized in reference to the external structure for the vehicle. In reference to those who understand oil rigs out in the ocean while there is only so much one can do to prevent the wind aspects from the circulation of the atmosphere above the waves while preventing people from falling over the edge, the need for the fencing surrounding the walking areas of the structure is important for the ability to move around with minimal injury. In reference to ships and submarines not only is the aspect of the structural integrity for the internal mechanisms to run smoothly though also the aspects of the hull outside of the framework as well as the internal portions thereof are pertinent for such to be able to move throughout the waters, without problems so long as you do not run into another ship or an iceberg.

Bad taste for a corny reference, though still of importance.

When taking a look into the aspect of such though thinking in a reverse sort of way instead of seeing the land of the continents and oceans as the structural portions, take a look at the coral reefs being the ways for the prevention of the erosion to the soil contents in reference to the costal regions. Instead of seeing the land formations as the structural integrity portions, see the coral reefs as the structural integrity to ensure the slipping of the land does not occur. Instead of seeing the land of each area as the portions of which are fullest of importance, see the coral reefs as what is the framing work as well as the hull of the ship or the submarine for the components thereof. Instead of seeing the coral reefs as only for the beauty while not forgetting the life giving aspects, look at the portions of which the coral reefs create a natural barrier for not only the waves crashing upon the shoreline though also the currents involved; when thinking about the wind in reference, to the oceanic areas with oil rigs. In reference to the aspects of coral reefs instead of seeing the exterior architectural designs for the additional decorations, think of such as the structural integrity of the foundational points as well as the framework to maintain the different weight levels when walking around within the structure.

Coral reefs do not only provide the homes for fish which people eat or simply to see when SCUBA Diving, they also provide the structural aspects to strengthen the foundational points of the continents and the islands. When coral reefs decay, bleach, die off, are relocated, etcetera; that is the equivalent of taking an older building with several floors with older construction without all of the original blueprints to mish mash the different more currently used products to repair what one thinks in compared to what one knows is needed for such though expecting that to hold for a longer amount of time.

I did come up with an idea for The Underwater Travel System which does and did include the repair for such to occur throughout the oceanic areas, for the stability and strength thereof for the integrity and protection of all involved. I have said and stated the reasons in reference to my SCUBA Diving certifications were for many reasons, and I suppose there is an additional purpose for such. While I have said to some and stated in writing of knowing different mechanisms to ensure the safety of, I do not say nor write what would or could be considered as a lie because I cannot lie.

The after effects of my Psalm Sunday 2000 head injury ensure that aspect, though I could not tell a lie before my Psalm Sunday 2000 head injury either. I tried, and I failed miserably the couple of times I attempted; once when I had eaten the candy in the room when on vacation because I did not get to eat and I was not able to eat the dog food when feeding my dog while on vacation, and another time in reference to getting my mom to sign a report card which technically the teacher did not say I needed my biological mother to sign the report card though apparently my Spiritual Mom did not count to the teacher and I got in double the amount of trouble. I got in trouble during the vacation for eating and dealt with that, as I got in trouble at school and then at the house I grew up in New Jersey through both of my biological parents; then in both situations my biological sister had her additional points to add, which I had to deal with unfortunately at the time.

Nonetheless returning to the portions in reference to the structural integrity through the coral reef systems throughout, the aspects of which are pertinent for many aspects whether or not you eat fish or go SCUBA Diving. If you eat plants, you need land to have that grow correct? Well, if there is no land how are you going to have your vegetarian lifestyle? Then adding the reference points of the general population of the world while taking away the structural foundation of the coral reefs, what is it one expects to occur? I think there are #FireMarshalls who investigate how many are able to be safely within a building structure correct? Well, how many people have been populating the earth since the #coralreef aspects?

The portions of which of my concern about the ocean should not be considered as a surprise, in my opinion. The first contest for artwork I entered was when I was in Middle School to conserve and save the ocean which I earned and won my spot on my own to meet Governor Christine Todd Whitman. I also had the biggest poster of all of the people who had entered the artwork competition, since size is considered an important aspect; while I also had been the only person who used pastels, for my artwork for that competition. Never-mind the aspect of the fact I asked a question which she did not have the answer to which I asked, and also never-mind the portions of which I had wandered around in different locations in the Trenton Capital building and had been returned to my group by the security officer when I was looking at the tapestries and paintings in the area I had wandered into. I did not touch any of the artwork, vases, or tapestries in my defense.

However since originality and size seem to be of importance for various aspects yes my poster was the biggest, and yes my poster was the only one which used pastels. The irony in reference to the current times in regards of my Medal of Honor Art Project, and being the only one who has done such as well as utilized such initially. There is the way I suppose I have the highest numbers; despite my demure and modest aspects, aside from what I look as.

Nonetheless the portions of which in reference to those who understand pool maintenance can understand the aspects in reference, to the oceanic aspects for a different type of shock therapy. Those who understand #AED sort of aspects, understand the jump start; though so too when in reference to batteries, in reference of vehicles. Those who understand energetic work and energetic healing, can understand the aspects of what I am about to explain as there are several reasons I need to have completed before doing such in reference to the oceanic work aspects.

I must have my teeth taken care of first, because of the aspects in reference to the decent and ascending safely. If the pain were to occur from a ruptured cavity, there would be reverse effects.

Secondly I should have the augmentation surgery for similar effects, though also to prevent leaking.

In reference to the #tattoos I need to have taken care of, the energetic portions thereof and how I have them work is of importance for many reasons. 5-6 must be completed before SCUBA Diving for the additional aspects for, whereas one can wait until after safely ascending for a sealing. The tattoos all can be completed at the same time for the 5-6, as the majority of what needs to be done are smaller; though two are a bit medium size in comparison to the one, which would need to be completed and would be the only new one after surfacing for the sealing of such energetic healing aspects. Each of the center palms need to be completed, the one on my right wrist mainly the prayer portion as well as the symbol, the Irises, and the plants of the Venus Fly traps are the main ones. The sealing one upon surfacing, is in a blank area currently for such to be completed when done with the aspects of the deepest SCUBA Dive, for the sealing of the energies fully. I know how it has to look, though I cannot describe it in words despite the words which actually will be tattooed.

The SCUBA Diving gear I need in reference to the wetsuit is the farmer john style with 7mm for each area, to cause 14mm at the core. There is the aspects of the skin protection though also the portions of which the warmth for when descending and ascending safely, though also the numbers are needed. The booties, gloves, and head cover for protection and warmth can be as per what is on the market; with the exception of the head cover needing to be 7mm thick, preferably in the design I had previously though can be a different style however 7mm is still necessary. The mask needs to be of the portions with the prescription for my glasses as well as the anti-glare portions, and the UV aspects; just as my original SCUBA Diving mask had been. I know I will need to have a minimum of 5 different larger SCUBA Diving knives to strap onto the outer portions of my SCUBA Diving wetsuit for safety purposes, as well as additionally having a minimum of 1-2 SCUBA Diving knives per pocket of my BCD for safety purposes. My SCUBA Diving fins and my snorkel must be white, for energetic purposes for one reasons to list. The underwater navigation, depth gauge, and oxygen monitor built in 3 in 1 is of ease for my understanding; though admittedly I have usually only paid attention to the oxygen levels as well as the directional points, when I had SCUBA Dove in comparison to the depth level numbers except for the safety stops after landing at the bottom of the ocean to pee at the bottom of the ocean. I will also get SCUBA Dive insurance just in case, as per my own safety aspects; though that is not unusual for me. Also of course, a SCUBA Dive watch is important for a second area to keep time.

I can joke, I marked my territories. I made that joke in regards of when I was a child growing up in New Jersey when going to camp as well as when with my babysitter when going to the beaches, though I do not think the understanding was there at those times.

If I were to need to take pictures of such, then the underwater camera and light(s) would be needed as well. If there is the need to take samples when in the area of the Vandenberg, that is a different aspect; though I repeat what I have said and stated before, I will not capture any MerPeople to bring to the surface; as you can see a few in the picture below which is not photoshopped nor zoomed in a major way as the camera I used was a SCUBA Pro camera with a 4mm optical zoom and a 10mm optical zoom, nor have I done anything to crop the picture.

Vandenberg 2009 SCUBA Dive picture taken by Susan MeeLing, Lady Dori Belle of a navy ship with MerPeople

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Admittedly I prefer to work with the United States of America's government for such and have requested assistance for a grant, though I do not know how long the process takes and since I have been doing what I could to get this taken care of myself since publishing the first set of 8 books on my own; time is of the essence, at this point. The sooner, the better.

While I am glad much has assisted with getting aspects taken care of for the active duty/national guard/reservists/veterans of the United States of America in reference to my first two books; those other books I wrote I had intended much for different aspects in reference to the profits thereof, which I had wanted to be able to take cared of such on my own. I have usually kept myself and what I do out of sight for where I have helped for many reasons and I thought this was a way which I could do so again, though I suppose since such has gone as it has apparently not. Despite what some have told me of their opinions where they thought I felt the need to be in the forefront of many aspects, if they actually knew at the times I knew them of how much I had done behind where few knew, the surprise of such would be more than they realized.

However at this point, there is no choice realistically.

Please contact me if you have additional suggestions, for assistance.

The ultimate measure of an individual is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at the time of challenge and controversy.

We must reject the idea that everytime a law is broken society is guity, rather than the law breaker. 

Freedom is never-more than one generation away, from exinction.  We do not pass freedom on through our blood stream because freedom must be fought for, protected, and handed on for the next generation to do the same.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

It should not take a head injury to figure this out, because you are smarter.

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