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It should not take a head injury

*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*

to figure this out...









A Satirical Blog

*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*

By:  Susan MeeLing

After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math.  Here is how logic works for someone like me::

~  It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.

~  It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.

~  After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.

~  When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.

~  After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.

~  When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.

~  After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.

~  Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.

~  It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.

~  Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.



When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.


If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.


You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have. 


Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.


Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.

I would like to SCUBA Dive the Vandenberg again

Back in 2009 before all sorts of problems pun intended arose after I went SCUBA Diving at the #USSVandenberg #USNSVandenberg #Vandenberg outside from the #FloridaKeys of #KeyWest #Florida in August after all of the #SCUBA training I put myself through, there were some who believed me and there were those who did not believe I had landed at the bottom of the ocean at the location of the Vandenberg in the #MatthiasAbyss in the #Atlantic area of the ocean. Seeing so many photoshopped pictures from the area as well as other shipwrecks and flag raisings where when looking at the pictures I took, you can see there is no color of white in the traditional way of for the depth level I had been at. While there is a picture which has a bright yellow tentacle from a species which I had punched when it wrapped around my leg for it to let go of my leg which obviously it did; that is the only reason why a tentacle so close to where I took the picture can be seen of the coloration of that species. One could joke where the tattoo on my left leg with the #Clematis flowers are in line with where the species had wrapped it's tentacle around my leg, when I was in the area; including the suction cups for where the placement of the flowers are. The date in the bottom right hand corner is 2009 year, the month of August, the date of the 7th. Granted the same time of pictures on other ones for the area begin on the date of the 6th of August 2009, however there could be an ironic prophetic aspect in regards of a few aspects. By the way, the image is not zoomed in though there is the water distortion for those who understand underwater photography. My profile picture on my #facebook account @L.D.Belle has a different angle as I am swimming upward, from where I had been when I landed at the bottom of the ocean.

To give a size comparison between the two in reference to what I took a picture of compared to the Octopus picture below, the third arm from the left or the fourth arm from the right of the Octopus tentacle would be to the yellow arm would be the point of where the curling sections are of the smallest and thinnest sections of those arms.

As you can see from the Octopus picture, you can see some similarities between the yellow coloration tenaticle compared to the brown-purple octopus tentacles, and skin coloration.

Though after getting my #CavernSCUBADiving certification my gear had been changed to that particular type of hose, when I went to the Vandenberg the first/only time thus far in August of 2009; I had a 3 foot hose and a 3 foot octopus which was D-ring clipped to my BCD for streamlining. Both hoses for that particular set up, were black and only the octopus regulator had a yellow ring. In the picture above you can see similar ripple as to smaller Octopi species for the wrinkling of their external skin when they are retracting their legs, and after having punched that tentacle to be able to return to the surface safely; that species had retracted it's leg and flinched because of the pain from one punch I had given it. One could joke where my tattoo of my Yin Yang had been where I had punched it, as I knew I needed to return to my son and my daughter with my niece at the hotel after that SCUBA Dive. Since my camera was in my right hand and the wrist strap was around my right wrist, that means my left hand punched that tentacle. The camera used was a #ScubaPro with one flashlight attached to the external housing, I purchased off of #eBay; 4mm zoom optical, and 10mm zoom digital. I was reaching for my SCUBA knife in gunmetal color also purchased off of eBay, however the species got the message to back off.

For those wondering yes, I had bruises around my leg from the constriction of the tentacle however since I do not wear shorts, that was not a problem for me to conceal and hide the damage done from the tentacle. I can make a joke that I made that species my b***h, as when retracting I thought I heard "I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to hurt you, I just wanted a hug before you went back."

That species and I had a brief discussion one could joke before I returned to the surface, after two safety stops. Only because I could see the reminiscent damage from the constriction, had I gotten the #tattoos while the additional aspects of the purposes for each one of my tattoos. All of my tattoos with the exception of the tattoos in my back, my neck, the inside of my hands to a degree, and my stomach to a degree, cover up irreversible damage to my skin from different situations which I survived from the abusive marriage I was in prior to SCUBA Diving However despite the fact each tattoo has multiple meanings for me personally as well as spiritually, again in reference to my prior journal blog post; I should not have needed to explain that to those who I do not know, nor care to in certain references.

Nonetheless I am inclined to going back to SCUBA Dive there again as well as the area where I went and found the underwater volcanoes, out from the #BocaRaton Florida area for several purposes. I would like to see the development of the coral reef that should be growing in the area of as well as bring the two SCUBA Diver remains to the surface for proper burial rights, though I would also like to gather some of the concentrated vitamin bioluminescent liquid for review as well as the smaller fish I found in the region. I will not capture any #MerPeople beyond the pictures aspect, under any circumstances. I made a promise to the ones I met, I do what I can to keep my promises.

That is a promise, I will not break.

While I would prefer the ability to go through a grant to be able to take care of what is needed to be able to drop down and gather such to surface safely again, if I have to fund myself I admit I will be completely selfish and I will not bring anything back to the surface except myself safely. That means I will not take pictures or videos of the Vandenberg or the other ships or the plane nor MerPeople if still in the region, nor bring any of the concentrated vitamins to the surface, nor any of the smaller fish; and the SCUBA dive would be the first fun SCUBA Dive that I would ever do, by technicalities.

I am fairly stubborn as some might have figured out by now, thus if the possibility exists for the funding ability I would prefer such. However if I have to spend my own money out of my own budget for such, then I will be 100% selfish in that regard. Some might have thought me to be tight lipped before more recently about certain aspects and by technicalities, I have had quite a few years of practice for such. There are several situations which some might be able to refer to as to how quiet, I can be. If a specific example is needed, I made a promise to myself that I would not discuss what I dealt with in a fuller way in reference to who I am a legal widow of until my son and my daughter were a certain age before I was a widow during the first separation during the years of 2004 and 2005; which I have kept such a promise as I did not go into writing details-ish until they were 14 and 13 years old for my son to be able to read though my daughter did not get to read such until she was 17 years old through sending the books, which I wanted to ensure each were at a maturity level which they could understand what I survived better. I did not discuss such publicly until 2020 which means my son was almost 19 years old and my daughter was almost 18 years old, thus I kept my promise.

Even still, I have not gone into all the details thereof. However that probably is not necessary, as I guesstimate it is fairly easy to know, understand, and comprehend of the gravity of the situations. Thus proving my point in reference to my ability, to keep my promises and my stubbornness to do so Though I also guesstimate my track record, proves such in many more ways. I would prefer to share, though I know what my limitations are. If there are those who have taken credit for what I had done, then either drop down and prove yourself before my ability to get back and do so or let it go and tell the truth.

I will inform you though, the MerPeople will not allow you to surface safely nor will any of the animals in the region.

I can train others to go with me however, if there is the guarantee of the MerPeople being left alone in the ocean; though since they are as they are if they feel as though some of the individuals who might go with me might attempt to capture one or more of them, they will remain away from the location until after returning to the surface. If you think I am stubborn, just think about that aspect as when is the last known MerPerson who has been brought to the surface of the ocean the last time? They know where to go, they know the oceanic waters much better just as they know the difference between fish and underwater drones that are camouflaged as fish swimming around. There is no humming sound from an engine, there are no clicking sounds from pictures, there are no lights that can be replicated to where the MerPeople would be unable to detect such the way some humans can be fooled by such as their hearing and vision are much different than human beings; though not forgetting the laser beams to guide the routing of, and etcetera. Unless I am inaccurate and that has not been attempted ever before, writing this journal blog entry.

Otherwise, I know I can do it on my own; despite preferring to do more, than just go swimming. I have done it before and I can do it again easier than the first time. Besides, how else would what is called extraterrestrials know they themselves could trust human beings to keep their word? Hypothetically such knows I can and do, as best as I can.

The ultimate measure of an individual is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at the time of challenge and controversy.

We must reject the idea that everytime a law is broken society is guity, rather than the law breaker. 

Freedom is never-more than one generation away, from exinction.  We do not pass freedom on through our blood stream because freedom must be fought for, protected, and handed on for the next generation to do the same.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

It should not take a head injury to figure this out, because you are smarter.

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