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It should not take a head injury

*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*

to figure this out...









A Satirical Blog

*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*

By:  Susan MeeLing

After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math.  Here is how logic works for someone like me::

~  It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.

~  It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.

~  After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.

~  When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.

~  After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.

~  When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.

~  After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.

~  Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.

~  It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.

~  Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.



When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.


If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.


You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have. 


Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.


Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.

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This is the first time ever offered as no other time have I ever signed nor have I personalized nor numbered any book I have written in reference to "The Paroxysm of the Lotus Book Series: Volume 3: Celestial Chastisements By: Susan MeeLing"

Though I have contacted Amazon's founder Jeff Bezos without return contact about advertising about my books for my profit and not fully his profit or the company's because of my personal work and no one else's in reference to my books' writings, obviously there has not been any signed copies of this book by me. Definitely not with my name I go and have gone by and absolutely not with the name of which some know me more-so as of, Lady Dori Belle. While I have appreciated being able to have my books published through the website the fact none have sold of this book series as well as others I had written with the exception of one of two books, thus the profits I should have been earning the whole time of the books I wrote have not been done so. Though in reference to the one copy of those two books was in hopes more would be helped and assisted, the commentary of selling those that one copy of those two books was in reference to those two books only. To think that would be in reference to all of my books, would be a huge mistake obviously.

However I can make a joke in reference to Fail-Safe in conjunction with this book series book, and the connection points between in additional references of my SCUBA Diving and viewings thereof in a different aspect.

The following is the information for the listing available at the link through eBay: The Paroxysm of the Lotus Ser.: The Paroxysm of the Lotus: Volume 3:... Signed 9781523911097 | eBay

"The Paroxysm of the Lotus Series: Volume 3: Celestial Chastisement" By: Susan MeeLing Signed and personalized, with the first officially signed book numbered. There will not be many made available for such options of this book, or any of my books. ***RARE*** Condition is "Brand New". Shipped with USPS Media Mail. The first book offered for purchase signed by the author (Reverend) Susan MeeLing, also known as Lady Dori Belle, with both names and signatures with a personalized message available for the first time ever. Of all of the books written and sent out individually, the books I put on eBay will be numbered as well as signed with a brief personalized message available. The Paroxysm of the Lotus Book Series three individual books (Volume One: Complicated Simplicity, Volume Two: Portraits of Partnerships, and Volume Three: Celestial Chastisements) have ever been signed or personalized previously by me, the one and only author. The same is in reference to Fail-Safe: The Kennedy curse fused with Science-Fiction Fantasy By: Susan MeeLing", "The Adventures of Susan MeeLing, SCUBA Diver Extraordinaire" all three volumes by Reverend Susan MeeLing, "The Curious Children Book Series" both volumes By: Susan MeeLing, and "Medal of Honor Art Project & Artwork By: Reverend Susan MeeLing"; of none of the books being signed or personalized or numbered by my hand. Just in time for the Hanukkah and Christmas holiday season! Send me the name of who to personalize the book to including the numbering, I will record a video or take a picture of depending on what price the auction reaches of when I sign the book to email to the address through PayPal, and also send the tracking number through the post office.

The ultimate measure of an individual is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at the time of challenge and controversy.

We must reject the idea that everytime a law is broken society is guity, rather than the law breaker. 

Freedom is never-more than one generation away, from exinction.  We do not pass freedom on through our blood stream because freedom must be fought for, protected, and handed on for the next generation to do the same.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

It should not take a head injury to figure this out, because you are smarter.

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The modeling pictures are of me and while I have images of other aspects in my journal blog entries as well as links to articles, those are those journalists' work and I have given them credit for such without taking any credits from their writings/photography/etcetera.  Hence why I posted their names, the companies the journalsts worked for at the time, and so on. 


While I did not state the photography of such were mine; again in reference of the links to the direct articles in my journal blog, being fully available to be seen as to not take credit away, from each of the photo-journalists and writers thereof. 


The same is in reference of my first book "Finding A Silver Lining By:  Susan MeeLing", in reference to credits due to each individual writing within that specifically are for legal purposes of references and for examples; in comparison to my own writings, of which are the majority of within those pages.

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