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The Ornery P.S.A.
It should not take a head injury
*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*
to figure this out...
A Satirical -ish Blog
*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*
By: Susan MeeLing
After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math. Here is how logic works for someone like me:
~ It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.
~ It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.
~ After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.
~ When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.
~ After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.
~ When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.
~ After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.
~ Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.
~ It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.
~ Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.
When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.
If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.
You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have.
Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.
Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.
The ultimate measure of an individual is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at the time of challenge and controversy.
We must reject the idea that everytime a law is broken society is guity, rather than the law breaker.
Freedom is never-more than one generation away, from exinction. We do not pass freedom on, through our blood stream. Freedom must be fought for, protected, and handed on for the next generation to do the same.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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