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It should not take a head injury

*after personally sustaining a head injury & coma*

to figure this out...









A Satirical Blog

*(utilizing articles discussing facts)*

By:  Susan MeeLing

After the head injury caused a coma while I learned how to deal with the headaches, migraines, cognitive disorders, memory problems, and other medical conditions I went from College Algebra with Trigonometry & Calculus down to 2nd grade math.  Here is how logic works for someone like me::

~  It took awhile for the doctor's recommendation to use sticky notes, to help remember.

~  It took several months to realize sticky notes moved, let alone to remember to speak with the doctor.

~  After I finally remembered to ask the doctor about the note problem, notebooks were recommended.

~  When I could remember to pick up a notebook, it took a long time to learn similar to sticky notes, notebooks are not always where they were placed.

~  After I was able to organize the notebooks over several months I still had not learned notebooks are not always readily available, at the necessary time.

~  When I remembered to speak with the doctor about the notebook problem the doctor had few other suggestions, to assist memories better.

~  After several events and adding up sticky note and notebook location problems, I realized my skin goes everywhere I do.

~  Wanting my tattoos to only be for me and not for public consumption I started the ink on my legs, able to hide easier.

~  It would not be until many tattoos and several years later I would realize my memory problems were usually not as bad when wearing shorts, capri pants, or a skirt.

~  Between 3-5 years after my first tattoo I had the first tattoo completed on my arms, and my memory has slowly progressed towards an easier memory jolt.



When I say "it should not take a head injury to figure this out" it is partially in humor from personal experiences, towards understanding.


If I can laugh at my mistakes after recognizing and dealing with them, so can you.


You have the knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I lack in order to put everything together to fix the problems seen with abilities I do not have. 


Utilize the information within the blog to find genuine repairs and instead of complaining of the "hurtful" commentary, prevent the issues from reoccurring.


Then again, it should not take a head injury to figure that one out.

A few things which were done with a little bit of science involved with proof

As it is known to some of which I had landed at the bottom of the ocean in multiple locations at extremely deep portions of the ocean at depths no human being could land at and surface alive as I had more specifically next to the USS/USNS #Vandenberg in the #MatthiasAbyss within the outer limits of the #BermudaTriangle in August 2009, though also on the other side of the island when visiting #Cozumel #Mexico in June 2009 each day and night after the initial shoreline SCUBA Dives, and outside from the #BocaRaton #Florida area where I found forming underwater volcano. The latter portion of in reference to the forming underwater volcanos in conjunction with several other portions means on my own and without any assistance from any other individual, had I single handedly prevented the world from blowing up and being nothingness throughout.

First below this portion is a few pictures of the metal ship of the USS/USNS Vandenberg as well as a few other sunken naval vessels which unlike the Vandenberg, had not been stripped of all of the components within to make the naval vessel run and move. Those who know what chemical reactors within the internal portions of those eras of war ships, comprehend the extremeness of which the dangers which the explosions simply from the few #WWI and #WWII era naval ships in addition to the metal of the USS/USNS Vandenberg if they had exploded what the ripple effects would have been if I had not controlled every single aspect thereof when I had descended safely and ascended safely.

In reference to the top three pictures of the #AmericanFlag I took the picture of the USS/USNS Vandenberg of the Nimitz class of naval vessels, I was using the same SCUBA Pro 12mp camera with 10mm digital zoom and 4mm optical zoom maximum capabilities for those who understand photography. That marine life fish species on the other side of the American Flag in the top right picture swimming along the rise, could have followed me to the surface however in concern for the other SCUBA Divers in the water; I had the common courtesy to tell that fish to not do so and not harm others, at that time. Admittedly and those who understand #SCUBADiving know that what I had done was not the safest thing to do in reference to dropping down to the bottom of the ocean, though I had told my instructors and others before going out to Florida my plan had been to drop down to the bottom of the ocean to pee at the bottom of the ocean as well as go inside of the Vandenberg; though when I was asked what would I do if I was not able to go inside, I simply responded I would swim around the ship. That is exactly what I had done.

The second row of pictures right picture I admit I had already taken the pictures of the first five, though because I noticed something I descended back down despite knowing that was not something which SCUBA Divers normally do on top of dropping down to the bottom of the ocean because of the Nitrogen levels within the body situation; however I was able to take a picture of the beginning formations of coral reef developments because of my choice to do so along the rise. Without my choice in doing so, there would not be the proof there is of not only what I had done though also there would not be the proof of the fact of the quickness of the coral reef development; admittedly because of those energetic portions of what I can do and have done, in many different aspects. It sure would be great to get that credit I have earned both literally and figuratively for such. Since so many have gotten participation trophies for a multitude of aspects including cover up medals such as certain situations, one would think actually acknowledging someone as myself for accomplishing such would not be such a difficult task to do. One, would think.

The left picture on the third row is of a signal flag from one of the ships at the bottom of the ocean, and the middle and right picture on the third row is of other naval vessels in the area not the USS/USNS Vandenberg for clarification. Though you are able to see #MerPeople in the area and as they allowed me to be in the midst of them as well as swim with them without any harm to me or any of the SCUBA Divers above, there is another aspect of which should be paid attention to. No, they do not want contact with human beings until they can prove themselves to be trustworthy as the MerPeople have known through multiple experiences well before I landed at the bottom of the ocean as to how certain human beings can be and are. No, they do not care about continuing contact until there is the genuinity of multiple aspects and no you cannot force them to the surface as the only attempts which could be made would actually cause them to go deeper into the depth of the ocean and away from human beings. If human beings persisted and did not take no for an answer then the MerPeople's response would be to destroy the sustaining aspects which they had taken care of within the oceanic waters to cause more erosion quicker to the shoreline areas of the land masses for unlike human beings, they can find food anywhere. The larger marine life the deeper within the ocean would feed their kind for years and decades with one kill which for those hunters on land an example would be think of killing one wild bear, and only needing to feed one person. How long would that one full grown bear be for food source, in comparison to a family? One kill of a single individual of any one of the species at the depths within the Matthias Abyss can feed all of the MerPeople throughout the ocean for over one decade, so keep that in mind. Human beings need MerPeople far more than MerPeople need human beings, and they have been kind enough to allow your existence on land when you think about all of those springs, rivers, caverns, and caves throughout every area throughout the world with land above water. Without coral reefs to maintain the land masses the weather in the climate changes shortly before as well as during the times of erosion which land simply falls into the water, and yes I classify all MerPeople into one category in comparison to the various types among them; though no, #Cithulus are not MerPeople though they are friends with the MerPeople and work together when necessary. Despite their size, Cithulus are actually more similar to #GreatDane dogs when looking toward land animals for a reference point though also with a bit of a personality of #Akitas as they are loyal only to one individual and one family and will not acclimate to another quickly if at all.

MerPeople are their family and one #Cithulu will always stay with even if it is simply to hear the call of the MerPerson of which they are a kin to. Though some might have difficulties in believing in such, they are not animals in regards of the MerPeople as well as the Cithulu; they have their own traits and characteristics, though I would guesstimate because of their physical appearances some might be terrified of such. Realistically when thinking of such in regards of human beings and Cithulus to, human beings have done such choices in which the MerPeople and Cithulus have been cornered into the depths of the ocean because of human beings' choices. They are no longer at the point of being friendly without a good reason, as they have dealt with aeons of human beings' behaviour. There was a time when all had worked together and lived amongst one another, until human beings started developing egos and thought because they could walk on land that they were superior to MerPeople wrongly. Some thought if it were not for human beings that MerPeople could not exist, though such were the times when human beings thought the sun rotated around the earth as well. As scientific aspects started proving such theories incorrect, there had not been what was needed in reference to apologies toward the MerPeople and Cithulus. Though that aspect is for another point at another time however one could joke the left picture on the second row is after getting a baby hug, from a tiny Cithulu who was saying a quick hello. One could also joke in regards of certain references in the oceanic aspects, of my book Fail-Safe.

The fourth bottom row of pictures the image on the left is of an area on the deck portion of one of the naval vessels in the area and the one in the middle is of the floor next to the USS/USNS Vandenberg, before I descended further to take the pictures in the third row. There had been a marine life species in which the teeth of or I should write tooth of had been so wide that there was no way for me to back up enough to be able to take any image of the species, though another marine life which I similar to the species next to the rise I had told not to bother nor harm the SCUBA Divers at the time of my SCUBA Dive in 2009. However in such before continuing on in regards of other portions of, if you watch and pay attention to the details of the YouTube video below in reference to the balloon aspects; instead of the balloon aspects, picture the regards of a SCUBA Diving tank instead. Though instead of attempting to pop a balloon on the surface, think about doing what was necessary for me to not allow the problems to the SCUBA Diving tank to expand and explode upon surfacing during my ascent from the bottom of the ocean in the Matthias Abyss; in conjunction with the other ships in the area on the surface of the water as well as the way a blast would have been and inevitably how such would go downward towards the USS/USNS Vandenberg as well as the other naval vessels and what is on and inside of those within the oceanic waters.

Then when adding that together in conjunction with the pictures below I took when #SCUBA Diving out from Boca Raton Florida of the forming underwater volcanos, most could easily put together the amount of explosive forces which would have combined to radiate throughout the lands at the bottom of the ocean as well; especially since the area of which the USS/USNS Vandenberg is located compared to the line of forming underwater volcanos I took pictures of as you can notice in the shape as well as coloration for the land versions of. Those who understand some of the science behind such aspects in reference to the volcanic aspects and what is produced from such not only in regards of the molten lava though also the flammable gases, there too would be the equivalent of the domino effect throughout the waters as well as the land above the waters. When combining the portions of the caverns and caves throughout the oceans as well as within the land above the water though more-so in reference to the gases in underwater caverns and caves, the additional explosive effects which were prevented because of my ability to keep such under control were and are somewhat notable when thought about.

Though there is differences in the coloration of the water that has nothing to do with the camera filter and everything to do with the different development levels of each, in reference to the ages of; as the picture of the one on the right in the second row is three times as tall as I am, at 5 feet 4 inches. Those who know underwater photography understand what the water does in reference to taking pictures and videos, and the distortion of size comparatively; though for those who do not, think of the side view mirrors. Instead of objects being closer than they appear, objects are much larger than they appear in the ocean. In such the next series of pictures I took when SCUBA Diving out from Boca Raton of the lobsters, though they might look smaller you must remember they were photographed at the bottom of the ocean; which means they are much older and much larger, than the pictures show.

In order for my ability to take the pictures of those three which I can make a joke about the time when I was a child visiting the #WashingtonDC #Aquarium and seeing Getcha, Gotcha, and Good the albino crocodiles; these three lobsters are much much larger than the pictures show, and I had to get further back to be able to take their pictures. I would guesstimate the SCUBA Diver I was partnered with during that SCUBA Dive if he knew what I had to tell those three to leave him and I alone, he probably would be surprised. Though the three lobsters were a bit mad at me for interrupting them from grabbing the eel which was swimming in front of them, coming out to see what was going on when I was there at the time. The lobster in the pictures below from my SCUBA Dive in Cozumel were almost as big, though a similar set of circumstances in references to the SCUBA Divers I went with at the time of in June of 2009. As you can see from the pictures, again I was at the bottom of the ocean there from the silt aspects.

One portion to keep in mind is just because of the bottom of the ocean in multiple locations as I had gone, the portions similar to on land the ground looks very different from one location to the next. For example the mountains in #Utah look different to the mountain in #Montana though relatively close by to one another; though the mountains along #Tennessee are different from those two areas, similarly to the differences in reference to the #Pocono mountains ground. Thus wherever I had gone in regards of the bottom of the ocean depending upon the mineral composites as well as the coral reef developments in conjunction with the types of marine life species, all depends upon what the bottom of the ocean will look as similarly to on land above the water.

In such differently though also in a similar way at the exact same time, there is portions of which how I am known by others which is just as varied including by name. For example in one area to one group of people I have been known as Lady Dori Belle or Dori Belle or Dori, depending upon the level of which known and how well in such of understanding one another. In other groups I am known by my birth name of Susan, whereas others I am known as my middle name of MeeLing, and others as the combination thereof the two with and/or without the Reverend before my name; though the same in reference to Lady MeeLing, in a conjunction as well. Then there are the legal aspects of which known by for various purposes in conjunction with the simplicity of Mom, Ma, and/or Mommy depending on when my son and/or my daughter were speaking with me and about what.

Nonetheless when winding up in #Washington state after what occurred in reference to #CowboysDancehall I know from the aspects of my #Texas Drivers License something about #Colorado, though I recall more in reference to the time in Arizona and an event which I had attended with my now ex-boyfriend in which outside I wore my #Eeyore pajamas before getting inside and wearing a red dress with red heels. Though no one spoke with me when I was there at the event with the exception of those who were at the desk when checking into the event as well as walking around with my now ex-boyfriend, there was also an event for #Halloween in #Portland #Oregon of which at the time I was volunteering at a location in that area with hot tubs inside of the building in two locations and run by a #USMarine with his wife. At that Halloween event I had dressed up in a blue and white ninja costume with metal fans that matched and only for the picture as well as costume competition, had I put the mask on. I dealt with the zapping from the metallic material everywhere the clothing was on top of the zapping which had already been occurring at the time, and in addition the weight of the mask back then was painful over my face as it did not help my headaches and migraines at the time.

Ironically the only saving grace at that point was the non-metallic material stopping some of the zapping, albeit adding weight to my head which in turn put pressure unnecessarily upon my head. I understand then there is the question of how could I SCUBA Dive and deal with the compression levels in comparison to the mask situation which is quite simple, when thought about. At minimum, in my opinion it makes far more sense. Whereas on land there is the unbalanced weight addition to my head when in reference to walking around on land, in the water when descending deeper there is an equal balanced pressure equally distributed which is not unbalanced nor is it disproportionate to from one location of my body to another. In turn the problems of wearing a mask on land actually causes imbalances for me on top of the vertigo situations on land, which I have learned how to manage; though it is not easy, and it takes a lot of concentration in comparison to being able to simply maintain balance as best as I can when walking without the mask. Over the course of the time of the required masking unnecessarily, I would guesstimate if some thought about such and paid attention to the weight issues and disproportion of; there would be an ease to recognize, probably more-so with those who have gone SCUBA Diving because of the fact SCUBA Divers do not put their masks on their face until they are about to descend in the water. Most SCUBA Divers to do walk around on land with the masks over their eyes while wearing their SCUBA gear, with the exception of the ensure the elasticity of the strap for their mask, to then take and keep off of until back in the water. I am also going to guesstimate there have been a lot of mistakes made in reference to since the timeframe of in my opinion wrongly forcing the masks onto others by whomever dictated such, which was not me of course and whomever in the governmental aspects who mandated such. However that is a whole other aspect of which I could make my arguments for to prevent such from occurring again to the general public of the United States of America, if able to file on my own or if there is a lawyer who would contact me through my contact form who is interested in working together on such. I would greatly appreciate such assistance, in that litigation.

Nonetheless in reference to the aspects back towards the last portion of my writing in this journal blog entry in reference of how I am known, there are many ways. One of the #ProudBoys told me he knew of me in reference to when I had climbed a tree in a dress and in heels to put a sign up, whereas I know others know me through various measures and ways. The names and references for the most part are only in regards of within the state of Texas, Oregon, and Washington state; however there are those from where I was born and raised walking around as well in #NewJersey who may remember me, most likely simply as Susan or with my maiden last name. I did have several nicknames throughout New Jersey, #NewYorkCity, #NewYork state, and #Pennsylvania depending which area I was in. Some knew me as Peppomint, Peppermint, Skittles, China Doll, Suzy Q, Suzaay, Suzaay Q, Q, That One, One, and etcetera throughout the middle 1980s through the late 1990s; though in #Illinois in the areas of #CrystalLake, #Palestine, and #Chicago; I was mainly known as Susan, Jersey, Jersey Girl, The Jersey, That One, The Answer, and so on though a few nicknames from New Jersey/New York city/New York state (there is a difference)/Pennsylvania overlapped as well as some guys I knew in the east coast area knew some guys in the Illinois area as well and informed them I was on my way and/or was there.

However the one name I had made for myself aside from my birth name and/or variations thereof in whichever manner, had been Lady Dori Belle. There were many reasons for each particular portion of the name of which Lady, Dori, and Belle had to do with though also a bit of a hidden nod towards the east coast where I grew up and being inspired by so much history throughout including being able to go to the #Smithsonian and seeing the Liberty Bell in person as well as #LadyLiberty on the island when going into New York City. The irony additionally, I had played handbells as well as played the flute and the piccolo when I was a youth and teenager biologically. Though yes at my infancy I also had been the original baby #JesusChrist for the church nativity, of which I thought I remembered it was for the #OldTennentPresbyterianChurch and though I remembered being originally baptized at a #Methodist Church and was for such; so too I had been at Old Tennent #Presbyterian Church, for such. My mistake which I apologize for misremembering, though nonetheless I was still the original and always have been for such. I suppose partially because of that Psalm Sunday 2000 head injury after effects, the memory of such was a bit pun intended in reference to the SCUBA Diving; distorted from the memory timeframe, timeline.

However such does not change what it took to ensure the safe descent as well as safe ascent to and from the bottom of the ocean in each location I had SCUBA Dove to, as in all of those areas the depth levels I had gone to had been much more than the normal levels SCUBA Divers with Open Water and/or Advanced Open Water usually SCUBA Dive to. While I admit I am uncertain of what SCUBA diver level the SCUBA Diver who went with me to the depths in the Boca Raton Florida levels had been trained to, of all of the SCUBA Divers I had gone with into the ocean he had been the only one who did not look down on me when we went out to the waters in the manner of which of experience comparatively; as similar to me, he only wanted to know my experience level of training in comparison to being trained further and as a student level at the time of in the way of feelings of such. Looking back to that time in 2009, it almost seemed as though he was expecting me on that ship that day. How ironic, in certain regards. Thus, I shall end with a quick portion -ish in reference to the oceanic aspects -ish.

Yankee though yankee not

Over much yet a little dot

Understanding though knowing much

Reverend healing to the touch

Delightful merry and happy glow

Above, between, and below

Decipher oddly as one may

Importance seen at night and in the day

Something less yet something more

Now and a bit beyond out and in to the core

Observe yet see yet interact yet move

Tangled webs show various grooves

Angles change the view of each way seen

Charging looks through a beam

Applied aspects give more insight

Proportions of whether or not in twilight

Tethered yet moving separately intertwined

A bit more than usually or a bit uniquely defined

Independent though straight forward and interconnected

Not one to overlook, not one to be tested

The ultimate measure of an individual is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at the time of challenge and controversy.

We must reject the idea that everytime a law is broken society is guity, rather than the law breaker. 

Freedom is never-more than one generation away, from exinction.  We do not pass freedom on through our blood stream because freedom must be fought for, protected, and handed on for the next generation to do the same.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

It should not take a head injury to figure this out, because you are smarter.

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